We’ve Gone To The Dogs Thursday, February 14, 2019 at 2:36 pm +0000 Meet the Pups Rudy Breed: Boxer Age: 10 About: Working hard to perfect more than one look (ala Zoolander) and generally failing miserably but can turn both left and right. Looks grumpy; actually happy. Unable to cross front legs (arms?). Likes: Butter. Dislikes: Wet grass. Milly Breed: Weimaraner Age: 11 About: Still waters run deep. Wistful, thoughtful, confusing. Similar to Matthew McConaughey when he did those Lincoln commercials i.e. no-one’s sure what’s going on there but we like it. Likes: Kant, Chomsky, Nietzsche. Deep thought + deep-fried things. Dislikes: Being compared to Matthew McConaughey who, let’s face it, is more Golden Retriever than deep-thinker. Muggins Breed: Small Yorkie X Something Else Age: 10 About: The Tom Cruise of dogs: Tiny, cute, jumps on couches, dangerous if left unsupervised. Currently plotting the canine takeover of the world. Likes: Mission Impossible. Dislikes: Anything with Bruce Willis Birdie Breed: American Pitbull X Age: 4 About: Nervous generally but with a conflicting (and unbearable) sense of FOMO. Doesn’t want to do things; doesn’t want to miss out on things. Likes: Spice bags and early nights. Dislikes: Fast-moving things. Grapes. Buzz Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier X Age: 5 About: Irish-American lad with a tough exterior and gentle eyes. Can bark the alphabet. Minor separation anxiety issues and will likely follow you wherever you’re going. Likes: Wearing human pyjamas, sharing your bed with you. WWF back in the 80s when it was better. The People’s Elbow. Dislikes: Being left alone. Hank Breed: Cavachon Age: 1 About: Half dog, half Ewok. Soft on the outside, softerer on the inside. Strong possibility that he is a child’s toy come to life.Likes: CHICKEN. Nicholas Cage in National Treasure. Treasure hunts in general. Digging. Dislikes: Skateboards. Other dogs, children (anyone that doesn't have chicken). Ned Bark Breed: Bichon Frise X Shih Tzu Age: 2 About: Currently settling into the ‘Terrible Twos’ and loving it. Cheeky, fun, sweet and definitely not listening to you. Likes: The part in Jurassic Park where Samuel L. Jackson says ‘Hold on to yer butts’. Nachos. Dislikes: Doing the thing you asked him to do. Trixie Breed: Miniature Bichon Frise X Long Haired Chihuahua Age: 3 About: A bonafide lady who will submit to a walk ONLY if YOU are the one who is walking and she is the one being carried. Paws that belong to an actual teddy bear, built-in fur collar, prefers gemstones to chew toys. Never gets lost due to refusal to move. Likes: Being carried, Zsa Zsa Gabor. Dislikes: Moving on one’s own. Share on Facebook translation missing: en.accessibility.link_messages.new_tab Tweet on Twitter Opens in a new window. Pin on Pinterest Opens in a new window. Also in Community THE CREW: APPLICATIONS OPEN Wed, Feb 01, 23 Applications are now open. Submit your information below... OUR 6TH BIRTHDAY! Mon, Dec 20, 21 And you’re all invited! 5TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS AT THE SUGARLOAF Thu, Jan 27, 22 G+C turns 5 YEARS OLD! DOES COFFEE LIFT YOUR WORKOUT GAME? Mon, Dec 12, 22 Is there truth to the claim? THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE: COSY CHRISTMAS GIFTS Wed, Nov 30, 22 Time to Snuggle Up Back to blog